段落中英文翻译

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咱们的车出了点“小问题”

Honey, Weve got a little car trouble

咱们的车出了点“小问题”

A wrfe said to her husband, Weve got trouble with the car;it has water in the carburstor . The husband exclaimed, Water in the carburetor ? Thats ridiculous!The wife repeated, I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor. The husband said, But you dont even know what a carburetor is Wheres the car? And the wife replied, ln the swimming pooll

有位太太对先生说:“我们的车子出问题了!化油器进水了。”先生说:“化油器进水?真是荒谬!”太太重复道:“我告诉你,车子的化油墨进水了!”先生说:“可是你竖拆氏连化油器是什么都搞不清楚啊l车子在哪儿?”太太回答:“游泳池里!”

双语笑话 同样的服务

The same service

同样的服务

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

有位结婚十年的男人,正向婚姻顾问请教。

When I was first married, I was very happy. ld come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everythings changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me.

新婚时我非常幸福。在市区的商店里累了一天,回到家里,小狗围着我又跑又叫,妻子忙给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。小狗给我叼来拖鞋,妻子对我又喊又叫。”

I dont know what youre complaining about ,said the counselor, Youre still getting the same service.

“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的,”顾问说,“你得到的服务还是余散同样的嘛。”

英语幽默笑话:出什么问题了

英语幽默笑话:出什么问题了

What was wrong ?

出什么问题了?

When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered,I think that we-re having anearth quake.”Thank goodrx}ss,Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car.

当我刚搬到加州住的时候,我对地震极为紧张。而我那位在加州土生土长的朋友丽莎却对此完全无动于衷.我记得有一次我们在等红灯的时候,她的'本田车开始抖动起来。她看起来很担心,直到我结结御基巴巴地说:“我想我们是碰到地震了。“她立刻松了一口气说道,“谢天谢地,我还以为是我的车出问题了。”

英语幽默笑话:肉食部

英语幽默笑话:肉食部

The meat department

肉食部

My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.

我的办公室设在由超市改装过的一座大厦里。

One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“

有一天,我听见前台秘书在电话里描述我们的位置。她说:“记得老杂货店吗?你能在肉食部找到我们。”

单词&词组

direction light 向灯

optimist 乐观主义者

perimist 悲观主义者

brag about 对…自夸:吹嘘…

observe 观察:研究

outfit 全套装备,全套工具

remodel 比重建

department 部,部门

知道不知道

汽车部件名词术语

引擎盖-bonnet:hood

后备箱- boot;trunk

挡泥板-mudflap

轮胎- tyre:tire

后视镜(车内中央,矩形的)- rearview mirror

方向盘-steering wheel

安全带-seat belt

变速杆(排挡)-gear shift,shift lever

手刹车-hand-brake lever

脚刹车(踏板)-brake pedal

油门(踏板)-accelerator pedal

离合器(踏板)-clutch pedal

英语幽默笑话故事:百万富翁

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Millionaire

百万富翁

CEO: My wife made a millionaire out of me.

CEO:我妻子使我成为百万富翁。

Assistant: What were you before?“

助手:以前你是什么?

CEO:”a multimillionaire.“

CEO:千万宣翁。

英语笑话故事:心不在焉的丈夫

英语笑话故事:心不在焉的丈夫

An absent-minded husband

心不在焉的丈夫

I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

我陪丈夫一起出差,他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时, 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了,机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。

“Why are you so nervous?I asked him.

”你为什么那么紧张呢?“我问他。

The numbers are the date of our annivorsary.my husband confessed.

“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”